“十一”假期即將來臨，朋友聚會(huì)，喝酒應(yīng)酬在所難免，如果飲酒后還開車，請(qǐng)放心，總有這樣一群比你家人還在意你的人在等你！

A man leaves a bar, gets intohis car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.

一個(gè)人離開酒吧后，開車離開了。走了200碼數(shù)后，他被一個(gè)警官叫住了。

Officer, "Good eveningsir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into thismachine?"

警官：“晚上好，先生。我們?cè)趯?duì)司機(jī)做酒后駕車測(cè)試。你能對(duì)著這個(gè)機(jī)器吹一下嗎？”

Man, "I'm sorry, I can'tdo that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air."

司機(jī)：“對(duì)不起，我不能這么做。我有哮喘，如果對(duì)著吹我會(huì)呼吸不上來?！?/span>

Officer, "Please comealong to the office and we can give you a blood test."

警官：“那請(qǐng)你去一趟辦公室，我們可以為你做血液測(cè)試?！?/span>

Man, "I can't do that. Ihave anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.”

司機(jī)：“我也不能這么做。我有貧血，如果往我身上插針的話，我會(huì)因流血過多而死的?！?/span>

Officer, "Then you'll haveto get out and walk 5 yards along this white line."

警官：“那么請(qǐng)你出來，沿著這根白線走五碼路吧?！?/span>

Man, "Can't do thateither."

司機(jī)：“我也做不了。”

Officer, "Why not?"

警官：“為什么不能呢？”

Man, "Because I'm deaddrunk!"

司機(jī)：“因?yàn)槲液鹊悯笞怼！?/span>

雖說是一則笑話，希望大家笑過之后，以此作為警示，時(shí)刻告誡自己：喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒！一旦飲酒駕駛被查獲，丟得可能不只是分?jǐn)?shù)和金錢，還有生命！

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